Whole 30! Let the Games Begin!!

So I'm here to officially tell you that having your booty bounce is only actually sexy if your in a rap video. Trust me on this one. Running through the neighborhood and seeing your ass in your peripheral vision, not OK. After a lot of thought, a half a bottle of wine and too many peanut butter fulled pretzels to count (#sorrynotsorry) I've decided that I'm ready!! Ready for my pants to fit! Ready for my leggings not to roll under my belly! READY TO SAY NO THANK YOU!!! Today's May 1st, so today's the day I'll start my Whole 30 adventure! If I'm being honest, which I sometimes am, its probably not the ideal way to start this challenge. My family is staying at my brother's house with his three lively kids (insert wine here) and he's been kind enough to make some amazing food to help us get through the weekend! Ziti, meatballs,and snacks, OH MY! But I've decided to persevere! I can do this!! I WILL do this!! Also, because I'm completely codependent, I'm making my husband do this with me. Someone needs to cook all the healthy goodness, right?!?! I also may need him to slap the cookie out of my hand before I mindlessly put it into my mouth. True Story.
So wish me luck on this little endeavor. Fingers crossed that I don't murder anyone with the bottle of wine I wish I was drinking. xoxo